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And now Klaus is apparently running off to go and save Sunny. In the books of course it is Violet, but I know that Hollywood prefers its female actresses to do very little.
Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events audio commentary (via literatureloveaffair) ←

kokorokristin:

huntingjaeger:

nudityandnerdery:

2percentmelk:

(Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/21xynj/this_is_daniel_handler_aka_lemony_snicket_trapped/)

That is fantastic life advice.

Lemony Snicket doesn’t give a damn fuck

I love Daniel handler so much

Epigraphs from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events as tweets

bowieonthebelafonte:

When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message formed out of the missing letters. 

lemonysnicketlibrary:

"If you put your mind to something, make sure the something is worth it."

Lemony Snicket

Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness.
Lemony Snicket (via jeyress) ←

I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.
Lemony Snicket (via loveyourchaos) ←

At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.
Lemony Snicket (via siderainfinitus) ←

neil-gaiman:

notches:

3 of my favourite people.

I love Lemony Snicket. I love my wife. I love them in very different ways.

No, that wasn’t what I meant at all.

NEW RL OT3?!?!