Crash.
loud, short
teaching/screaming/waving
lady with blue hair
Lioness.



20. ♀. Bi. Poly. Minnesota. On Hiatus
Occasionally #NSFW.

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Epigraphs from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events as tweets

bowieonthebelafonte:

When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message formed out of the missing letters. 

d-ruid:

A Series of Unfortunate Events. (2004)

I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes. I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.
Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters  (via awonderfulife) ←

queelez:

aradiapartyingalonewithcorpses:

mocaw:

amodicumofgrace:

nobodyissafestrider:

homestuck the novel

what the hell am i doing, why is dave in a dress if dirk and rose switches clothes even though dirk is still violet and borrows rose’s ribbon

i have only one word

yolo

Not even putting this in my queue

grabs screen

SCREAMS IN JOY OF PERFECTION

EXCELLENT.

brb writing snicketstuck

I’m not sure if I want Doc Scratch to be Olaf or the Narrator

Reblog and contribute to the acronym of V.F.D.

theflightlesswings:

saiph-and-sound:

jakeenglishswaifu:

droogoi:

scribe-of-sound:

knightofstardust:

url-goes-here:

indigoire:

vworpingtopigfarts:

thetimequeen:

zwolfenstein:

theinquisitivehatter:

datass-assin:

boushi-adams:

asylum-countess:

missmynnie:

cafededuy:

Very Fascinating Doctors

Very Fragile Dogs

Vast Farting Ducklings

Victoriously Failing Dudes

Vain Flying Dicks

Vague Flawless Druids

Voluptuous Fireman Dancers

Very Fast Delivery 

Valued Fascinating Diamonds

Venerating Fasting Druids

Very Flawed Dinosaurs

Very Fancy Dresses

Victory Fears Defeat.

vriska fucking droog

very fine ducks

Ventilated Firey Death

Vivacious Faery Dance.

Verified Fidgeting Damsels